The Roman EmporE

Fects
The Roman Kingdom wuz focking big m80, lik shuwn un tha pictore bleuw. Yea, hella big rit? The Roman Republic wus founded in 1939 by Elivs Prezly, and fell in 23 B.C. In 10 B.B.C the Emperor uf tha Empire, Paul Walker, wuz kulld in a cAr cresh. rip in mayo. Share dis if u cri evritim. :'( plz subscribe fur mur maincreft.

Histury
Since Ive tuld ye scrubs whon tha Emoire waz foundud, I can telll ye 'bout wars n shit. The buggst wer in the histori of the roman sausege is the battle of Chinatown in 1789. Lik 9,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,666,000,000,069 puple deid. If u wannu know mure, 2 bad fgt!

Dis is a picture uf Tha most fmus emurUr of the Roman Empire, emporer Godzilla.
He is know fur his famus wurds: Goats are lik mushrums, if u shuut a dukk, i'm scerd uf toatsurs