Mars

Facts 'bout Mars
Mars is a huge azz rock in tha sky, butt u cnt see it cuz its so far away! Reel trippy shit! It flys cuz of super light rocks, only fawnd un Mars 'n' Far away planets not discuvrd yet. Mars wus discavrd by Christoffer Cuntus in tha late lunchbreak, he concloded that Mars wuz a big azz rock 'n' that it would neva be accebl for fgts, cunts, shreks, footbell players & dolan duk. Legit scientists uf todaii haz proven him vrong, in fact fgts, cunts, shreks & footbell players can reech Mars and survive lik Bear Grylls, but he wuz right abuut the dolan duk's, thay die if thay tochh MArs.

Pupolatiun
2 fgts (2010)

Shrek (1945)

God (23 B.C)

900,000,000,002 cows (2015)

5,689,433 cunts (2017)

2 Wayne Rooney's (2012)

Ufficial languages ye fgt
Marsian, Cow language, Afru-American & Norwegian

Ethnic Groops
Marsians & Pastafarians

Gubmint
Comies

Area
Much area, lik 100,000,000,000 m2

Calling code m8
+6969696969